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Silent but Deadly Indeed..

Posted by: Lilo Lale on: October 9, 2007

Greetings & salutations!

I hope you are all doing well tonight. I was going to not write, but I had to after what happened today. I wrote in my last entry about how I like my new job. That still stands. I like my co-workers too.  But it seems that one of my co-workers has a flatulence problem. We’ll call this person Sheridan because that’s a unisex name. I had seen little hints and clues that pointed to this but hadn’t thought much of them until today.

The first was last week when I went in the bathroom. Sheridan had been in the bathroom about 5 minutes prior. When I walked in, I was hit in the face with a really bad smell. The fan was on, and you could tell Oust had been recently sprayed. Oh well, no big, right? I mean when you have to go, you have to go. It sucks that there is only one bathroom, but you can’t hold using the bathroom against someone. And Sheridan did try to do damage control.

The second clue happened last week as well. A couple of days later I think. Sheridan was in my office sitting in the chair in front of my desk. We were talking about some stuff and then Sheridan got up to leave. I also got up around that time and as I approached the door I smelled something. My mind knew what had happened but I downplayed it. It wasn’t that bad. And hey, it’s natural. It happens.

The third and final clue came today. This time I was in Sheridan’s office getting some paperwork. I thought our conversation was over so I walked out the room, but then Sheridan said something else. I walked back in and Sheridan (who was standing near the door) handed me some more stuff. Then IT hit me. I tried to downplay it again like last time. I even thought maybe it was coming from the hall. I turned and faced the hall and smelled clean office air. I turned my face back towards Sheridan and was met with a horrid putrid smell.

What made it worse is Sheridan acted like nothing happened and kept the conversation going. I managed to escape, but the smell alone ruined my appetite for the rest of the day. I get a nasty taste in my mouth just thinking about it. Ick!

3 Responses to "Silent but Deadly Indeed.."

1 | KitKat

October 10th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

Oh sweet liver!

2 | MusicLover

October 13th, 2007 at 8:19 pm

You’re a dork.. and that says a lot coming from me :-) I wouldn’t have it any other way.

3 | I Didn’t Ask for an Encore… « Unwritten

October 16th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

[...] pm · Filed under work and tagged: flatulence, gas, work Sheridan struck again today (See Silent but Deadly Indeed), but this time I had witnesses. I guess that’s not good for Sheridan though. There were 4 [...]

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